Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry its only a joke!!!
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey!
Do you want to hear a story about a pencil?
There's no point to it!
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?>
You are too small to be smoking... !!
Kurtis aged 10 - From Kilcock in Ireland
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
He wanted to find Pluto!
Whats green and goes up and down ...................
A pea (or maybe she meant pee LOL) in a lift
Dani aged 8 - From Grimsby
what do you call a big banana in an apple tree?
monster
Bron aged 8 - From UK
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
because he wasnt peeling very well!
What do skeletons like to eat?
Ready neck!
Lucy aged 5 - From UK
what do you call a pair of robbers?
a pair of knickers.
how many adders does it take to change a light bulb?
let's go ride bikes....
anon aged 21!
what's black n white n raed all over???
a newspaper
Not it isn't - I thought it was a zebra crossing!!!
Or then again it could be a penguin with nappy rash!!!!!!
woman went into a cafe and ordered a large ice cream with all the toppings
waitress said do you want a cherry on that
lady said no im on a diet
anon aged 9
What do you get if you put a sheep on a trampoline?
A wooly jumper
What do you get if you put a pig in your bedroom?
A pig stye
What do you get if you put a cow on a trampoline?
Milkshake
What do you get if you cross a rooster and a poodle and a ghost?
A cockapoodleboo !!
These are my two favirote joke. My mum and I have just found out that I have ADD. We have just found this site and both really enjoyed it.
Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it had a virus.
Knock knock
who's there
Barbie
barbie who?
Barbie Q
Stephen aged 9 - From surrey
From Karl in Northampton
a woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. at the roulette she says i have no idea what number 2 play. a young man good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. smileing at the man she puts her a money on number 32. the wheel is spun and the number 41 comes up. the smile drifted from the womans face and she faited
From Karl age 11 years
Hey I'm Jenny
and here is my joke
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo, and a sheep?
Ans: A wooly jumper!!!! Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee
From Jenny
My joke
why was 6 scared of 7?
Ans: because 7 eight 9
Joshua
Hi Richard,
Here is a joke for you.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
Ans: A milky baa kid!!!
From Gareth Age 10
Hi Richard,
My name is Alex. I have a joke for you.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Ans.... A flat miner
Why are barbers such good drivers?
Ans..because they know all the short cuts
By the way I think your Dad's times table programme is brilliant. I am ADHD too and I like to write poetry. If you'd like some poems just let me know and I will send them to you (See some of Alexander's poems on our Creative ADDers page)
Best wishes
Alexander (aged 8)
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